Ill? No, Ma’am, He’s Kim Jong Dead.

This one’s a two-parter, today.  And on time…I even amaze myself sometimes.  First we have the good news.  God is dead!  No not Jehova/Yahweh/Allah, Kim Jong Il, the President and resident god of North Korea.

I was told a story last night by one of my colleagues that watches a lot of documentaries; he said that there is a group of Christians in North Korea who wear crosses on their chests.  Just above the cross on their lapel is a little pin with Kim Jong Il’s picture on it.  When asked why they wear the pin they allegedly respond something to the effect of, “Because we follow the Lord, Jesus Christ; and above him King Jong Il.”

Suddenly I think I know how Kim Jong Il died…

Heart attack on a train, my ass!

Anywho, his youngest son, Kim Jong Un, is most likely going to take over the country.  So nothing will really change except for the antagonist for a second Team America: World Police movie, I guess.

So on to more tragic, albeit hilarious, news…

Luckily no one was seriously hurt, although one person was apparently taken to the hospital with a leg injury and others were examined and released by the on-site medical staff.


So really the only casualty of the day was King Jong Il…I’m cool with that.


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