Elin Nordegren Builds New…Beach?

I’ve never been one to find fault with Elin Nordegren for leaving Tiger Woods or getting 100 million dollars in the divorce.  That is…until now.  She’s just recently bought this house:

This is what $12 Million buys you on the current housing market, in Florida.

Beautiful, isn’t it?  The 12 million dollar mansion has 6 Bedrooms and 8 Bathrooms, beach-front views, and is surrounded by Florida palm trees.  She’s not expected to move in any time soon, though, because of renovations.

Pictured: Extreme renovations.

Yes…she razed a $12 million mansion.  No word on what she’s going to do with it, though.  She could have used it for some charitable means, like housing homeless Florida veterans or something.  But nope, as it stands now she’s just flexing her settlement money.

Nothing like having millions of dollars handed to you to make you waste money.  The only good thing that came out of this is that she created a few jobs with the construction crew.

Wholly shit!  Republicans are right!  Wasteful luxury spending by wealthy people does create jobs!  Quick, tell the Democrats!


I wish someone would hand me a few million dollars just because I don’t like who someone had sex with.


2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Audrey Shaffer
    Jan 09, 2012 @ 19:14:37

    Seriously? That place only had 6 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms? What the heck were all the other rooms?

    I could find much better ways to spend $12 million. And I’d create jobs too.


    • Dickjutsu
      Jan 11, 2012 @ 19:26:47

      For $12 million…it better have had an indoor pool, 2500 sqft living room, and steel reinforced concrete dungeon.

      Either way, I can think of a few dozen ways to spend a lot less than that and do a lot more good.
      Hell, with a million dollars, I could retire and live comfortably for the rest of my life.


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