Summary: teenage girl posted some self-important gibberish on her Facebook wall and blocked her parents from seeing her wall. Her father works in IT and has apparently chastised and punished her for similar things before. Oh and they are all middle-class rednecks, which I personally adore.
Personally, I would have confiscated the laptop for my own use, or sold it. But I do enjoy his panache and insensible sensibility.