Do You Support the Torture of Kittens?

Have you folks ever heard of the FLDS?  They’re a fanatical type of Mormon, FLDS stands for Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints.  When the Mormon church, as a whole, forbade polygamy…these folks decided the church was wrong and founded their own church.

They are somewhere around 10,000 strong and they are fucking nuts!

You’ve probably heard of them, in passing at least, when their prophet and president Warren Jeffs was arrested on charges stemming from polygamy, pedophilia, aggravated rape of minors, arranging marriages between young girls (minors) and adult men, and other such sicko stuff.

Looks like a fine upstanding citizen to me!

Remember the pictures of women with goofy haircuts in dull blue dresses from a few years back, in all the magazines and papers?  Yeah that was the FLDS.  Well, he’s still controlling them from jail, BTW; they still answer entirely to him.

The FLDS uses brainwashing and terrorist tactics to keep their members within the fold.  Those who leave are taught lessons and made example of.  For instance, CNN reported on a husband who left the church (he was actually forced out for using contraception during sex with his wife)…so his wife and children were taken from him and moved into another home.

The local police are all members of the FLDS church and the state has decertified over half the police force for various malignant or downright illegal actions, such as practicing polygamy, felonious sexual conduct with a minor (i.e. statutory rape), and refusal to testify against other FLDS members in grand jury and trial depositions.

The Colorado City, Arizona police force is largely looked upon as the most corrupt police force in the U.S.

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I remember a story I was told when I was younger.  Around my home town, shortly before I was born (we’re looking at late 70’s-early 80’s folks) a black couple and their children moved onto a cozy little plot of land right outside of my small hometown.

Members of the community, often wearing white sheets and hoods, proposed the idea of the couple and their children moving somewhere else.  It was all very civil, I’m told.  The local citizenry gathered in the black couple’s front yard, threw them a little bonfire (they used a cross, so it was a church-friendly activity, too), and politely discussed the merits of leaving town immediately.

I’m just glad these things can be solved diplomatically. Right?

However the black couple were unmoved by the stirring speeches and continued meetings with the locals.  So one day a bunch of them followed the black father to work, waiting outside his work, then followed him home and attacked him before he got home.

When the black wife walked outside that morning, her husband was hanging from a tree.  He’d been beaten pretty badly, the word ‘nigger’ was etched into his skin, and he had been hanged with a rope in his own front yard.  They also hanged him improperly and he died of strangulation, not the broken neck like you’re supposed to when you’re hanged.

Needless to say the wife immediately called the police.  The police investigated and ruled it a suicide, using ‘you had to be there’ evidence; in other words, the cops either witnessed or participated in the ‘suicide’.  The police then suggested that the black wife leave town before her or the kids wound up committed suicide, too.  She did just that.


What does that story have to do with the FLDS?  A gentleman by the name of Isaac Wyler, who lives in Colorado City, Arizona, has recently left the FLDS church.  In response, members of the church did this:

Words on my mind? Heinous, merciless, cruel, evil…? Yeah, that’s a good start.

Yes…that is a kitten, buried up to its neck in concrete, then placed in Mr. Wyler’s yard.  Thankfully Mr. Wyler rescued the kitten by digging it out of the ground, cutting the metallic pipe that the concrete was poured into, and carefully chipping away at the concrete until the kitten was freed.

Sadly, it was not enough and the kitten died a few days later.

Keep in mind…the fastest concrete takes about 20-40 minutes to harden and 7 hours to fully dry.  Now judging by the videos the concrete is still in the curing phase, which means it was still damp and had been sitting for less than 7 hours.

Even so, that means that someone held that kitten in place, forcing it to stay in the concrete for over half an hour.  The sick fucks sat there…they sat there and held a kitten in concrete while it bawled and clawed to be free for over a half an hour!

Then they buried in their neighbor’s yard in the dead of night to let it die.  As the concrete hardened the kitten’s chest would have slowly been compressed; every breath out, every squall, would have let the concrete tighten, making it harder to breath back in the next time.

And what did the cops do when Mr. Wyler reported the incident?  The cop laughed at the kitten and watched Wyler struggle to free it.


Someone needs to regulate the Colorado City Police Department, and thanks to couple of idiotic bureaucratic congresswomen from Arizona the state won’t be doing that.  I’ll gladly buy the concrete for anyone who wants to dig a hole and hold a Colorado City cop in place for about 30 minutes.

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