My fiance’s birthday was in September and she’s wanted the game Plants vs. Zombies for about two years, since she played the demo. But she wasn’t willing to pay the $20 for it; so I found it on Steam for closer to ten bucks.
And on my end I’ve just recently purchased Telltale Games’ The Walking Dead series of episodic games, based off the graphic novel and TV series. It’s good, I like it. But this isn’t a game review, no it’s a….ZOMBIE PHOTOPOST!!
This next one always makes me think of the old George Carlin joke, “Did you know we have flame throwers? Well we don’t, the army does. Hey, that’s right. We don’t have flame throwers, but the army does.” Remember that when thinking you’re .30-06 bolt-action rifle gives you any semblence of protection against a tyranical government’s military prowess Mr. 2nd Amendment.
On that note…
So the army is well prepared for the Zombie Apocolypse? Good! Right…?
Well, what do we have to match the army?
Who are we trapped in a bunker with?
What could posibly go wrong?
What else you got?
Anything really scary?
Okay, so we stay out of the woods and hang around a farm for easy access to food. What could go wrong?
What else could possibly go wrong with this situation?
What else you got, you ain’t scarin’ me?
Psh! Zombie squirrels aren’t real; that’s just ridicu–
That’s okay, that’s okay…I’m still ready.
How ready are you?