In honor of Memorial Day I’ve decided to work a double shift. Nothing says I am honored to have men and women willing to fight and die for my freedom to complain about their bosses without being shot, like working 16 hours straight on 5 hours of sleep.
Of course, it’s all automatic time and a half because it’s a holiday.
So to share in my personal good tidings, on such a morbid day to honor the deaths of those in our armed forces…I’ve got some funny pictures and a cute anecdote. First the pictures…
Me: Nope…well except during funerals. And we save it all up for those. You ever seen Marine at a buddy’s funeral? We lose our shit and are totally inconsolable! Tears, snot…we’re on our knees, in the rain…shit we don’t care. We love it when it rains during one of our funerals.
Me: Harder to see the tears dripping from our chins.
Well, that’s enough from me. Back to not actually doing any work and getting paid for it…