Twitter Fun

Twitter is a banal waste of time…but it can, at times, be amusing.  This hashtag, #AddaWordRuinaMovie, or for non-hashtagian references: Add a Word, Ruin a Movie (or at least, ruin the movie’s title).  If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I got a little carried with this one.  And if you don’t follow me on Twitterwhy not?

Here are the ones that first got me interested in the joke:

West Side Story

West Side Story

There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Blood

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Jaws IV (4), which I pray is not a real movie.

Jaws IV (4), which I pray is not a real movie.

And a couple of other good ones I saw…

Up, which was a far more depressing movie than his sounds like.

Up, which was a far more depressing movie than his sounds like.

The French Connection; either that or he put 'Connection' on the end of a mustache-fetish porn.

The French Connection; either that or he put ‘Connection’ on the end of a mustache-fetish porn.

Unfortunately I've heard rumors that this is a real thing.

Unfortunately I’ve heard rumors that this is a real thing.

So, seeing all of them…I got into it and put a few of my own up, which put me up over 500 tweets, by the way.  Here are my additions to the trend (if you want to see these ones and more in their full form, you can check out my twitter profile, and maybe even follow me):

Word

My fiancé came up with this one, a play on the musical Grease.  It would definitely make the car scenes more interesting, since the monkeys probably wouldn’t know how to work on them…just start beating these classic muscle cars with wrenches.  Kind of like what I do when my vehicle breaks down, now that I think about it.

Word2With a 4.4 out of 10 rating, I should probably be ashamed that this was one of my first ideas.  Also one of my worst, I think…a play on a drunken bender.

Word3I added Chocolate before the biopic Milk.  Or maybe I added Milk after the kung-fu flick Chocolate?  You decide.

Word4

Look!  I’ve made a horror movie slightly more racist!

Word5I think some meth might have made this movie bearable.

Word6Turns the Tolkien classic into a bondage porn flick.

Word7I seem to enjoy doing this with horror movies.

Leave a comment with some ideas of your own, if you’d like.

~RCS

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