Welcome.
Hi there everyone. I’m glad you came, I wanted to talk about something very important with you. Have a seat by the fireplace and let me bring you the knowledge of a generation. What’s that? Why yes, I haven been listening to Ninja Sex Party almost non-stop for the past three hours. Why do you ask?
I sound like who, now?
So, what’s this super important thing I need to tell you? Well that’s simple. Have you heard the news? What news? Oh don’t be silly, I know you’ve heard it, already. I know it for a fact, that you’ve-
Just tell me the news!
Okay, okay…
Did you hear that I wrote a book? It’s called Escort. And it’s currently available.
Oh, you’re dead, bitch!
Wait, wait…that’s not all! Did you have any interest in a bit of a free taste of the book? Because we have a trailer now. It’s specifically for the first of the three stories in Escort, The Shrine Maiden’s Secret. Remember when I talked about the art work I was having that artist, Kiersten Nichols do for me? Well that’s what the art was for — the trailer!
Here’s the voice credits for the trailer in case anyone else was interested in hiring the wonderful folks I hired. The young lady who performed Matsuuri’s lines preferred not to be credited in the work, so I shall honor her wishes. The narrator, though, was a talented Brit named Sara Dunham. Yachiro was played by the new actor handling Gene’s lines in the re-release of Monster, Cary Reese.
Hope you enjoyed the trailer and I hope you enjoy the book even more!
~RCS
Richard C. Shaffer 