This almost always happens at some point during the winter, we get about 2 or 3 pretty nice days, maybe even close to a week sometimes. Kind of like this past week; most of this week was somewhere between about 40 and 60 degrees and fairly sunny. I’d be able to enjoy that nice weather a lot better if there wasn’t a fear that Mother Nature is going to go into P.M.S. Super Bitch Mode and snap it back down to 20 degrees and start a snow storm in the matter of five whole fucking minutes!
What the hell do you mean it doesn’t count! They’re both cute and fuzzy; it definitely counts, damn it!
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT! IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH!