Shorty Shorts #6

I was skimming the news the other day and saw this from Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show. If you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time you know that I’m a fan of the Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper; so you know that I enjoyed his bit for this segment.  I’ve never been a big fan of Jimmy Kimmel, personally finding the man-show more grotesque than funny and finding very little of his stand-up stuff funny on top of that, but I have to say that some of his little pranks and segments are good.  Not good enough to watch the whole show when there’s more talented late nighters out there like Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien, but I’d rather watch Kimmel than that Fallon doof (I did like Kimmel on Ben Stein’s old game show, though, I’ll admit that).

Anywho, here’s the segment from Kimmel’s show:

~RCS

Anderson Cooper Is…Fabulous! (Photopost)

In honor of Anderson Cooper coming out, which I’m sure wasn’t as big of a surprise as this article makes it out to be, I’ve created some meme-style photos of the Silver Fox.

I might make up some more of these, they’re kind of in the style of the Condescending Wonka meme, but with Anderson Cooper, instead.

A Silver Fox!

Here’s my original that I use to make them, in case anyone would like to share their own attempts with us.

And finally, going along with Anderson’s infamous giggles…

Yes…go on…

And this just goes to show that Kate Gosselin would have been very embarrassed if Anderson Cooper had taken up her challenge to compete on Dancing With the Stars.

~RCS

BTW, I hope you all enjoy your Independance Day celebrations.  July 5th’s my favorite holiday…because I get to read the police blotters about all the July 4th accidents and maimings.

Put These Idiots In ‘Death Fences’

Some of you may have heard of the Southern Baptist (what is it with these people?  They’re like the Taliban of Christianity!) preacher from North Carolina (I’ll bet he voted in favor of the recent amendment in NC) who spoke of putting all the homosexuals in the country into death camps created by building hundreds of miles of electrified fencing.  Admittely he was godfully compassionate, talking about dropping food into the area so they didn’t starve.  And we could just let homosexuality die out ‘naturally’.  His name is Charles Worley and here’s his rant, err, I mean…Sermon:

Well here’s some physics for you first…150 miles of fencing would create 1,406 square miles for each respective gay gender.  So that’s 1400 sq miles for lesbians and 1400 sq miles for, as Pastor Worly puts it, queers.  There are roughly 9 million Americans who consider themself homosexual or bisexual.  If we assume it’s a 50/50 split between men and women, then that gives us 4.5 million people per fenced-in area.  That’s a population density of 3,200 people per square mile.  That’s not too bad…a small city, at least.

But if you account for the 19 million Americans who have engaged in same-sex sexual acts, that brings it up to 9.5 million per fence or a density of 6,759 people per square mile.  And if you figure for the fact that he only said that length of fence one, and could therefore imply that he meant it would contain the entire 19 million queery people in there.  That brings us up to 13,513 people per square mile.

To put that in context…that would be the equivalent of Boston, which has a population density of 13,321 people per square mile.  It would also be more dense than Chicago, Philadelphia, or Miami.  It would be about 60% more dense than Staten Island, New York.

Given that I highly doubt he intends to convince congress to give up Staten Island for the new Queersville, I imagine he’d like to do this out in some prairie; and since he said we’d have to air-drop food in, I’m guessing there’ll be no agricultural capabilities of the land.  No medical care or police services, either, by the sounds of it.  So I think that disease and panic will kill them off long before ‘natural causes’ come into play.

Well, you know what’s even worse than all his idiocy?  The fact that people support that kind of idea.  Look at this Rhodes Scholar from his church:

At what point do you not just begin to feel ashamed?

~RCS

TekkoshoCon X and Youtube!

Attention folks, today begins the Tekkoshocon Anime Convention in Pittsburgh, PA.  I will be attending, so my updating may be haphazard.

To make up for it, my fiance and I have finally gotten our Youtube channel up and operating.  Only one video on it so far, but we’ll have more eventually.

~RCS

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