DJ Comic: February Holidays Part 2


This almost always happens at some point during the winter, we get about 2 or 3 pretty nice days, maybe even close to a week sometimes.  Kind of like this past week; most of this week was somewhere between about 40 and 60 degrees and fairly sunny.  I’d be able to enjoy that nice weather a lot better if there wasn’t a fear that Mother Nature is going to go into P.M.S. Super Bitch Mode and snap it back down to 20 degrees and start a snow storm in the matter of five whole fucking minutes!

What the hell do you mean it doesn’t count!  They’re both cute and fuzzy; it definitely counts, damn it!



DJ Comic: January Holidays Part 3


I can barely remember my own address, let alone other people’s addresses!

Ha, that houseplant gives me way too much credit, I’m weird pretty much all the time.

This is one of the reasons why Rich and I don’t own pets, nothing would get done.


Random Photopost

I usually try to have a topic when I do a Photopost, but I’ve just been in a silly mood reading jokes and making some nifty meme pictures.  Here are the ones I’ve made.  If you’d like to make some yourself, why not take a trip to Meme Generator and make one; post the results in the comments section if you feel up to it!

This one's pretty sick, I admit it.

This one’s pretty sick, I admit it.



Arachnophobia summed up pretty nicely.

Arachnophobia summed up pretty nicely.




This picture is weird enough on its own, but I chose it for the joke and made it even weirder.

This picture is weird enough on its own, but I chose it for the joke and made it even weirder.


0.0 Whu...?

0.0 Whu…?


Wank you very much for returning my call, madam.

Wank you very much for returning my call, madam.

And we’ll end with two Bad Luck Brian memes I created…





Hey folks, just wanted to let you know…I suffered a massive computer crash.  I’m slowly recovering my stuff but I was already behind schedule on things and this does not help to accomplish all of my momentary goals.  So to compensate, here’s a picture of a cute kitty hugging a teddy bear.

Computer crashed?  I'm not getting out of bed, today!

Computer crashed? I’m not getting out of bed, today!


Photopost: Kitties…Of All Kinds

Today’s photopost involves cats of every shape, size, and determination.  There are so many models of kittehs noawadays!

First of all, a kitty who wants some attention…

Pet me, pet me, pet me! At least look at me!!

And now they even come in palm-size models.

I’m the new iKitty 4.

This one comes with a handy stand for easy display.

This is my thinking pose.

This one’s getting a little ‘cat nap’ after a hard day’s work of wreaking hell.

Yous can puneesh me whens I wakes up…ZZzzz

I’ll name this one Oliver Kitty; I’ll call him Twisty for short.

Please sir…may I have some more?

They even have flying models!

Come in Tower, this is KI-77 coming in for a landing.

This one will tie your shoes for you.

Let’s see now…over, then under, then…how I do it, again?

And finally…we even have a teenage-girl model of kitty.  Comes complete with camera phone!

Am I doin’ the duckface, right?



He was surprised by his own cutness!

December Dick of the Month: Arizona Humane Society

Many of us have been in Mr. Daniel Dockery’s shoes.  Our beloved cat is injured, we take it to the veterinarian, and the vet checks our kitty out and says that it will be $400 worth of surgery.

Now if you read my blog, you probably aren’t the kind of person who can just pull that kind of cash out of your back pocket.  No my readers are probably more of the kind of people like myself, or Mr. Dockery; rather poor.  Sure I’m poor because I was born that way and Mr. Dockery, 49, is poor because he was addicted to Heroin and is a recovering addict.

Now…either way, neither I nor Mr. Dockery have the financial means to be putting $400 into a cat so easily.  I have the luxury of fiscal control in that I have some savings and could acquire $400, if necessary.

Mr. Dockery did not even have that luxury.  But alas, his poor kitty, named Scruffy, was the main thing helping him to recover from his heroin addiction.  He couldn’t just let his beloved feline go.  Mr. Dockery tried to get his mother from Wisconsin to wire money or pay with a credit card over the phone, which the Arizona Humane Society that he had gone to refused to accept or wait for.  Mr. Dockery had to pay the $400 up front, or leave with no feline medical care.

So the vets that Mr. Dockery went to came up with what Mr. Dockery found to be an acceptable tradeoff: Sign Scruffy over to the ownership of the Arizona Humane Society and Scruffy will be treated for free, then given to a foster family for care.

Mr. Dockery didn’t want to give up his beloved cat, which he found and raised from the age of 4 days, hand-feeding her before her eyes even opened.  But it was the only way he could save her.

So Mr. Dockery signed the papers and departed.  Scruffy was then shipped off to another location to undergo surgery…and was subsequently euthanized.

Mr. Dockery claimed that the injury was not life-threatening, but the representative from the Arizona Humane Society said that Scruffy was cut from the belly to the knee, to the muscle, and that they didn’t have enough vets to fix her up.

From the report I read, the representative Ms. Stacy Pearson,  claimed the following:

“[Pearson] said staff had every intention of getting Scruffy the help she needed but the number of animals requiring help at the group’s second-chance clinic was too much for the resources available.

If Dockery had been able to pay, Scruffy would have been treated at the facility where he brought her, Pearson said.”

So, in other words…if Dockery had been able to pay up-front, the cat would have been fixed up on the spot.  But because Mr. Dockery was too poor to pay for it on the spot…the cat’s injury was life-threatening and she subsequently had to be put down.

So the members of the Arizona Humane Society earn December’s Dick of the Month award.  Nothing like murdering a recovering heroin addict’s kitten because he can’t pay you.

Oh and their mea culpa (that’s fancy speak for bullshit apology) was to let the guy have any cat in their shelter.  The story didn’t mention he could have it for free, either, they just said he could pick out any cat he wanted.  Yeah, we murdered your cat, so here’s another one that you won’t be able to pay for medical care for.

The good news is that now they take credit cards like any respectable business in the 21st century would.  So maybe poor people like myself and Mr. Dockery can just go into irreparable debt for our animals, and not sign them into the hands of murderers.

But not just any murderers…Dick of the Month murderers.


PhotoPost: Cats and Gerbil

My fiancé has a habit of finding humorous pictures while I’m at work and saving them to show me when I get home.  So I’ve decided to share some of them with you fine folks on occasion, such as right meow.

Today we’ll start out with some cute animal pictures she managed to find.  First we have an animated pic wherein a kitty has a stuffed animal wrapped tightly in its paws.

Next we have a gerbil who really kicks some Virtua Fighter ass; old school arcade-style!  I assume he’s got his own personalized machine.

And finally, a cat and a couch…getting some quiet time together.

That’s it for today, next time expect some funny Phoenix Wright pics to occupy your time with.  So stay tuned from meow on.


“Did you just say Meow?”