Avon Campaign 2, 2014

As weird as it seems that Campaigns 1 and 2 are still 2014, here’s the new Avon video!  Why not use some of your Christmas cash to buy something neat for yourself?


Avon: Campaign #1, 2014

Last chance to get Avon for Christmas!  Orders due by Monday the 15th this time!


No, seriously, the next order won’t ship until after Christmas is over.

Avon: Campaign 26, 2014

Hey, everyone!

I know it’s been longer than it should have been, but we took a pretty good computer virus to the nutsack (and by nutsack I mean hard drive, of course…also a scrotum) and I’ve been pretty busy working on a new project that I hope to have some good news about in the coming weeks.

Anyway, Mimi made a video for Campaign #26.  Orders are due in by December 3rd, 2014!


Campaign 23, 2014

You know, I’ve just realized that since Avon starts their numbering system over after 26 campaigns…I need to start signifying which campaign year we’re in.  Why do I need to that, you might ask?

Because Mimi’s just put up the Campaign 23 (2014) video!

Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and winter Birthdays are coming up!  You should buy things for the people you love; and even the people you hate, I don’t really care, as long as it’s Avon from my wife you can buy it for whoever and still make me happy.


Whether or not you make them happy is no concern of mine. =D

Avon: Campaign 19

It’s that time again, folks!  Campaign 19 ends August 27th, 2014.  This campaign we’ve got some great deals, as usual.  Some of my favorites are in the video below, but one I didn’t mention that I held back just for you folks on the website is a deal on Body Wash.  Not that any of you need it, I’m sure; although showers aren’t really a bad thing.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Pics or it didn’t happen!

The shower gels are normally $4 a piece, but they are on sale right now for $1.69, each.  So stock up before they go back up to regular price!




Avon: Campaing 18

Here’s the latest Avon video!


This campaign ends on August 13th, 2014.  So you’d better act fast if you want the stuff I talk about.


Avon Campaign 17

For those who haven’t been following Rich’s inane rants about development complications on Twitter…or in the rough neighborhood around our house where he’s proven he can spout a pretty blasphemous vernacular (he came up with that line, too) then you should know that…well, that Rich is having development complications on getting Dynasty Heroes and Monster ‘out the figurative door’ so to speak.

So here’s another Avon video to keep you company and give you something to help us offset the costs of developing free games.  Yeah, go with that…the more Avon you buy the more free games we can…umm…fail to release?  Okay, so I need to work on my retail skills; cue video!

This week one of my favorite Avon scents, Haiku, is on sale.  So I forced Rich to write a Haiku for me…unfortunately in between all the other work he’s been doing this is what he gave me…

Computers make me

Incredibly angry, and

I want to kill them.




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