Rape Jokes…Again? WTH is Wrong With Me?

Harkening back to my earlier talk about rape jokes, I came across this video on YouTube the other day.  I can’t stop watching it.  It’s a good rape joke, too, because the victim gives the rapist their comeuppance at the end!

Kind of like the joke about the rapist who breaks into a woman’s home and attacks her in her bed.  He strips her out of her nightgown as she pleads for him to stop.  He whips out his dick, jams it in her and pounds her viciously.  After a few moments he becomes aware that she’s no longer crying, but rather she has started to chuckle.  The harder he pounds her, the more she laughs.  Finally as he about to reach orgasm he stops and holds his knife to her throat, menacingly, “Why are you laughing?” She purses her lips and chuckles, “I told you to stop and you just stuck your dick in me…no condom, nothing.” “Yeah!  So what’s so funny?”  “I’m on my period…and I have Hepatitis.”

Needless to say here’s the video made by the artist GonzoSSM…

In case you’re totally lost…here’s the wikipedia page on Minecraft to explain some of that stuff to you.


I didn’t mean no harm!!

Jokes In Poor Taste…Why Must They Be So Funny?

Okay folks, I was watching videos on YouTube and in the comments section of a comedian’s video wherein he made a 9/11 joke, I saw this line of comments.  To save their anonymity, and the trouble of screen-capping such a long conversation, I’ll just summarize it here for you.  Ooo!  I know, we can play a game of it.  Put in the comments how far you made it before you got too worked up and stopped reading, how’s about that?  Sounds fun, right?  Let’s do it…and remember, each comment is in reply to the one before it:

Guys seriously, stop making 9/11 jokes. They’re just plane wrong.

Yeah, and Holocaust jokes aren’t funny, Anne Frankly, I won’t stand for it

Woah, I did Nazi that coming.

At least they’re not rape jokes. To me, all rape jokes just seem forced.

Blind jokes are just as bad. I don’t see the humor in them.

What about deaf ones? I’ve never heard a good one.

All I know is that cripple jokes are terrible. I just can’t stand them.

At least we’re not talking lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies.

Cum on guys, no gay jokes please.

Hey let’s take it slow, we just got over slave jokes. They just don’t seem to work for us anymore.

Dude stop with the slave jokes, I have African-Americans on my family tree…… They’re still hangin’ there.

If I hear another Muslim joke I think I’m gonna explode!

At least you guys aren’t telling Asian jokes, there’s way too many of them.

I would make a joke about sluts, but it would be way too easy.

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

I would make a rape joke, but everyone is saying no.

Yeah, but let’s face it! Vagina jokes aren’t funny either, period.

And those pedophile jokes… wow. Talk about immaturity.

No, toilet humor is probably the worst, I mean you get so much shit for that.

Number of jokes that were politically correct?  0.  Number of funny ones…your choice.


BTW, clearly I read them all…because I don’t have PC switch in my brain; I laughed at each one.

Oklahoma Doctor Supports Rape

Welcome to Oklahoma!  I want you all to know about a nice law in this state called the Conscience Clause, before we start.  The conscience clause allows doctors in the state of Oklahoma to refuse medical treatment if the treatment violates their religious beliefs.

Now between that note and the title, I imagine you can see where this is going.

So here’s a picture of Daphne to keep you off-guard.

A 24-year-old woman was raped in Oklahoma.  Her and her mother filed a police report and then did the next logical step: Headed to the hospital.  It was here where things got sticky–no, no…rape story, no sex puns.  Where things got…really messed up.

The doctor refused to give the woman emergency contraceptives, and the recently-raped woman’s mother even stated that she felt the doctor blamed her daughter for being raped.

Thanks to the conscience clause, the doctor was totally within her rights to refuse treatment to the rape victim.

What’s worse is that…they refused to give use a ‘rape kit’, a test that determines the validity of a rape and can acquire DNA evidence to try to track down the rapist, because no nurse trained in its usage was on duty at the time.  Why is a hospital allowed to have no rape kit trained nurses on duty, at any time?  With how much money hospitals makes they should have every nurse on duty trained in rape kit usage; budget cuts, or not.  Not to mention the victim’s mother claimed the doctor wouldn’t refer the victim to another hospital where they could get a rape kit done and try to get the EC.

So the victim and her mother went to another hospital where they got the rape kit, and presumably the emergency contraception (all of the stories I’ve read omit any news on that part, so I don’t know for sure).  I’ll bet a dollar that the doctor still bills the poor girl for ‘treatment‘ (or lack thereof).

I’m going be totally honest, this pisses me off.  What kind of useless country are we living in where this is acceptable?  If you are a certified doctor, especially in a hospital emergency room, you should be held to do anything to help a patient; much less a rape victim.

People like this doctor need to be dragged out in the street and euthanized, they do not deserve to live.  She has no human qualities to her, clearly; as far as I’m concerned she’s as much to blame as the rapist, if not more so.  We can give the rapist the benefit of the doubt…maybe he’s mentally challenged, off his meds, or just otherwise not a toal douchebag that should be eviscerated with a dull spoon.  Unlikely, but benefit of the doubt.  But the doctor?  A doctor is supposed to be someone you can trust.  Trust with your life, literally.  I wouldn’t trust this woman to watch my seat while I used the restroom, she’d probably donate it to the Pope while I was taking a piss!

Why are we fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan, when they run the country here at home?  That’s what these people are.  The Ultra-Conservative Republicans like Rick Santorum, Rush Limbaugh. and Ted Nugent.  They started a war with the Taliban even though they agree with Taliban beliefs 9/10 times; but they won’t admit it, because their very similar beliefs come from different books.

And you know what else?  They’re incredibly hypocritical, too.  In the past few weeks we’ve had a Christian pastor say you should abuse your children for being gay, even if they aren’t really gay and just act outside of their gender stereotype; we’ve had a pastor say we should arrest and detain homosexuals in death camps without trial; there was another pastor who said that he’d really like to kill all the homosexuals, although he at least admitted Christ would be displeased with that idea.

Then on top of that we have a Republican Congressman’s aide saying that you should throw acid in Democratic women’s faces, and now a Christian-Psychotic doctor refuses to treat a rape victim, judges her for being raped, and has a law to back her up so she gets away with it all, too?

But if I were to sit here and type into this post something like, “Liberal men of Oklahoma, I call upon you to track down this doctor and rape her!” I’d be considered the bad guy.  It’s okay to rape, unlawfully detain, and even murder if it’s in the name of God.  But if it’s in the name of humanity and common decency, then I’m just a nutcase, right?

Fuck Ultra-Conservatives, Fuck Christian-Psychos, and Fuck American Talibanners.  And y’know what?  Fuck ’em against their will, they seem to support that kind of thing.


Photopost: Animals and a Bitchido Video

Have you seen the movie inception?  It’s all about dreams within dreams, or something like that.  Well our first picture is kind of like that, it’s a dog within a dog…it’s Dogception!

Another little pooch…

I think it's gone now...

Or…maybe not:

Any more room on that lap?

I'm hiding from a spider, what're you doing?

You see what?

Oh, I see them now, too.

And finally we have Nature’s rapists…

Bunny Logic: No means yes and Yes means harder.

One more thing, actually…

I recently made a bit of a blog talking about the somewhat recent re-legalization of slaughterhouses for horses.  Give it a look if you have any interest in horses.


What’s Worse Than Jail Rape? Going To Jail For Being Raped…

My fiancé enjoys watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on Netflix.  She just needs the background noise while she’s home, alone.  This pretty much makes her an expert on the legal facets of rape, molest, and murder; at least as far as any American with no formal legal education can be.

She knows how rape cases go, or at least should go: The rapist commits the crime, the victim reports the rape and identifies the rapist, the rapist goes to jail, and then this happens:

But lo and behold when we were talking a few weeks back about cases of rape where the raped person gets punished for being raped.  We talked about ancient Judeo-Christian societies where a woman was raped and then stoned to death for being a temptress.  Cases during the American Witch Trials where women were raped and then burnt or drowned for being witches, because only witches would seduce married men into raping them.

And a few ultra-conservative Islamic countries where women are imprisoned for being raped.  Afghanistan, is one of said countries.

Miss Gulnaz, as she is known to protect her identity because her neighbors are threatening her with ‘reprisals’, which is a politically correct term for being stoned to death, because her cousin’s husband raped her.  Her cousin’s husband was married, hence his title in this story, which meant that she was an adulteress.

Gulnaz was afraid she would suffer reprisals, that is be stoned to death, so she hesitated to report the rape.  But it seems that about the time she realized that she was pregnant with the rapist’s child, she decided to report the rape.

Gulnaz was then sentenced to 12 years in prison for adultery.  She had the rapist’s child in prison and has been raising it in prison for the past two years.  She even offered to marry the rapist in order to be freed and have her daughter be legitimized.

The government then told her, marriage aside…Gulnaz waited too long to report the rape.  So they let her off the hook for the adultery by cutting the prison sentence from 12 years down to 3; the compassionate action was to only imprison her for 3 years and possibly force her to marry her rapist…because she was raped.

Let’s look at compassionate release in other countries: In Scotland the Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi, was let go from prison, after killing hundreds of people, because he might die in jail and that’s awfully depressing.  So they gave him compassionate release and let him go home to Libya…where he is still alive today.  He killed 270 people and was let go after 8 years in prison.

Gulnaz was imprisoned for 12 years for being forcibly raped by her cousin’s husband and was compassionately reduced to 3 years after she had already served two years.

Well now Hamid Karzai, the corrupt president of Afghanistan, has stepped in and forced a pardon for her letting her go into the hands of an American attorney who has promised to take her someplace safe.  He has agreed to meet with her and see if she wants to marry her rapist, but he is not requiring it as the terms to her release; although he does admit that if she returns to her home village, she’ll probably be reprised.


Remember how good you have in America ladies.  Sure, you might get raped, and odds are the rapist will probably get away with it.  But at least you don’t have to go to prison, too.


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