DJ Comic: February Holidays Part 5

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Yes, I am ridiculously ready for spring.  I’m so sick of this crazy ass weather, Tuesday and Wednesday were beautiful with just a touch of chill to them, then yesterday IT FUCKING SNOWED!  I hope today will be nicer.

THINKING INTENSIFIED!

There are a lot of SpongeBob episodes that I can recite whole scenes, word for word.  And Rich knows this fact quite well.

Ͼ-Mimi

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Did I Get Hit On? Wife Edition!

Unfortunately with Comipo I can’t make perfect reenactments of stories because of resource and space constraints. So here’s the whole story from the last comic.

One day Rich and I decided to hit Sheetz for dinner after work, because we needed gas and didn’t really feel like cooking. We just went in our uniforms (because why the hell would I get changed just to go to Sheetz?) and were waiting for our number to get called.

 

waiting too long

 

We both started looking at random stuff, Rich wondered a little bit down a nearby aisle and I was looking at the little refrigerator where they keep the cold sandwiches and such; trying not to drool on the food. And as I was staring at the food a young boy, probably about 15, olive skin, brown eyes, dark spiked up hair and wearing a polo shirt with the buttons undone and a gold chain across his exposed chest, walked up to me and said “Hey, do you know what the weather will be like tomorrow?”

 

He could have done this and I'd still probably be oblivious.

He could have done this and I’d still probably be oblivious.

 

And me, the derp that I am, didn’t realize what he was doing at first, so I replied “Sorry, Sweetie I didn’t watch the news today.” At this point Rich has popped his head out of the aisle with a look of “Oh, who’s this, one of your old friends from high school or something?”

 

who dat

 

We’re still not sure if he thought if my uniform jacket wasn’t mine, like maybe my dad’s or something and then realized that is was actually mine and that I was too old for him. Or he was afraid of Rich, but soon after Rich popped out he patted me on shoulder and said “Oh, uh thank you.  H-have a good night.”

 

ouch hawkward

 

After he walked away I looked at Rich and said “I think he may have been hitting on me.” And we both started to laugh, because we honestly have no idea what he would have followed that up with.  We thought maybe if I said that it would be cold tomorrow he’d say something like “Oh, then I can keep you warm.”  But that’s about all we could come up with.  And then the old jokes started…

 

at least that's what they told me

 

After we came up with the theory that he may have realized I was older than he thought, one of the first things out of Rich’s mouth was “I think he wanted you to sand blast his dick with your dusty cunt.” I started laughing so hard I almost fell over.  But then I reminded Rich that he’s older than me and said “Well, you’re so old that you ejaculate dust!”  We were both laughing so hard.  We even freaked out a nearby couple.

 

"Did you hear what she said, Darling?  I know, dear, just ignore them."

“Did you hear what she said, Darling? I know, dear, just ignore them.”

 

We could tell because the girl kept clutching the guy she was with harder and they were both slowly moving away from us. It was hilarious!  I’m kinda surprised the Sheetz workers didn’t ask us to leave because we were laughing so hard.

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: February Holidays Part 4

I’m sure by now no one really expects the comics to be on time.  I know I’m not super great at posting things on time…

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But things get kinda backed up when your flash drive pretty much just implodes itself.  And said flash drive had all my comic ideas and such.  And the dumbass that I am never remember to back anything up recently; I may have done it a year or so ago, maybe.  But along with all my comic stuff I lost almost ten years’ worth of random pictures, stories, and just a ton of other stuff.  Although I am pretty impressed that it lasted as long as it did.  So now that that’s out of the way, on to the comic!

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This week was supposed to just be Flirting Week, but I think this is much funnier.

Almost eight years together and he still has to ask, tsk, tsk.

STILL NO!

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: Valentine’s Day

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Rich really doesn’t need a special day or silly holiday to offer me his dick in a box, he tries to offer it to me every day.  Every.  Single.  Day.

We honestly don’t really do anything for Valentine’s day, or most holidays for that matter.  We don’t do gifts to each other unless there is something we want or need, and once again don’t really need a holiday for that.  And we try to stay home, too; because everyone else goes out and everything is usually super crowded. Everything from restaurants to the grocery store can be ridiculously packed.  So we just try to spend time together, but that’s the norm for us anyway, so it works out well.

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: February Holidays Part 3

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NEVER MESS WITH SOMEONE’S YAOI!  It’s just not polite.

Yeah, right now I’d much rather have rain than snow.  I can’t wait for spring!

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS?  Although if that is case, that would explain why I don’t have many friends.

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: February Holidays Part 2

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This almost always happens at some point during the winter, we get about 2 or 3 pretty nice days, maybe even close to a week sometimes.  Kind of like this past week; most of this week was somewhere between about 40 and 60 degrees and fairly sunny.  I’d be able to enjoy that nice weather a lot better if there wasn’t a fear that Mother Nature is going to go into P.M.S. Super Bitch Mode and snap it back down to 20 degrees and start a snow storm in the matter of five whole fucking minutes!

What the hell do you mean it doesn’t count!  They’re both cute and fuzzy; it definitely counts, damn it!

HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT!  IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH!

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: February Holidays Part 1

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Even if Rich and I ever do have a “legit” wedding ceremony it would definitely not happen in February.  Even with an inside wedding you still have to deal with traveling to wherever the wedding is in shitty weather.  Well at least where Rich and I live.  But I assume most people probably want a February wedding because of Valentine’s Day, which I find to be kinda silly, but hey whatever floats your goat.

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Of course with how February weather is going right now it might not actually be too bad.  The past few days have felt more like a mild autumn day than winter.

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: January Holidays Part 5

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Rich’s handwriting still isn’t as bad a doctor’s, but it has still taken a good few years to be able to decipher some his handwriting… and I’m still not great at it.

Okay, we’re usually not that bad.  But it is pretty funny when my family thinks we are super weird because we almost always say please and thank you to each other, usually followed with Honey Bunny or Sweetie Pie.

If you don’t know who we’re talking about, you should really check him out, Tsuko G.  I seriously didn’t know you could do so much with a kazoo.

How can you not be inspired by hot naked men!  I mean really?

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: January Holidays Part 4

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Yep, nothing rains harder on a parade than editing.

IS THERE ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T THINK I’M WEIRD OR STRANGE?!

It’s a lot easier to teach someone if you pay attention to them, Senpai.

Ͼ-Mimi

DJ Comic: January Holidays Part 3

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I can barely remember my own address, let alone other people’s addresses!

Ha, that houseplant gives me way too much credit, I’m weird pretty much all the time.

This is one of the reasons why Rich and I don’t own pets, nothing would get done.

Ͼ-Mimi

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