Twilight Actress?

Just so that we don’t get more posts about Twilight than they’ve movies of it, we’ll do lambasting of Kristen Stewart’s acting prowess…or lack thereof here and then finish it up next week with our last post on the topic.  If you haven’t been keeping up with us, here’s the first and second posts on the subject.

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This puppu is a more fearsome vampire than Bella Swan in the last movie.

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Y’know if she had that facial expression the whole time, it would be a totally different tone for the movies.

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~RCS

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Twilight Movies?

In case you missed our last talk of the Twilight books’ message, we are going to talk briefly about the Twilight movies, today.  And by briefly I clearly mean this is a Photopost!!  I’ve heard that Stephanie Meyers is considering writing a fifth book and therefore creating a need for a sixth movie.  I sincerely hope she’s lying, or kidding.  But either way, let’s get to lambasting the movies!!

My Fiance might actually watch that movie!

My Fiance might actually watch that movie!

Call now and get a 'Restraining Order' brand vampire repellant!

Call now and get a ‘Restraining Order’ brand vampire repellant!

Some people are probably fapping to this right now...

Some people are probably fapping to this right now…

To be fair, that IS a bad-ass puppet.

To be fair, that IS a bad-ass puppet.

Remove the love triangle from the movie Threesome and it's about a trio of college students who don't ever study.

Remove the love triangle from the movie Threesome and it’s about a trio of college students who don’t ever study.

So true...

So true…

That's pretty gay, right there.

That’s pretty gay, right there.

Fair enough.  Sorry.

Fair enough. Sorry.

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Thanks to Twilight I suddenly have respect for Tom Cruise's acting.  Yeck!

Thanks to Twilight I suddenly have respect for Tom Cruise’s acting. Yeck!

That would make a great prequel!  If only to retcon the actual books.

That would make a great prequel! If only to retcon the actual books.

That’s all for today!  Next time we’ll make fun of Kristen Stewart, herself!  But first we’ll take a break to talk about the New Year, how’s that?

~RCS

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