Over yonder, the horizon gives way to your destination. It has been fraught with danger, excitement; lusty nights, arguments, and exaltations. But finally…yes, finally you have arrived. It was a long, hard road; one that you are glad you don’t have to walk any longer. But the experience? My god, the experience was amazing!
You’ve dodged patrols of roving samurai, rode across the desert sands of Arabia, and gone toe-to-toe with an English baronet. You’ve survived war; you’ve made love to a luscious maiden or man…or perhaps to something in-between? And it is all thanks to one thing. One person, one group. It was your…
That’s right, folks! Escort has officially been released. You can buy it from places like…well…like book stores, of course. Amazon has it, too. But your best bet is just to click on that picture right up there. You know the one, the one with the woman staring right into your soul. Telling you to purchase her story.
This is not an April Fool’s Joke, either. Seriously…the book was released today. And you should go buy it.
Feel free to let me know what you think of it, whether in the comments, or by using that form to the right of this post to send me an e-mail. Give it a rating on Amazon.com; you can give me a shout-out, a share, a critique, or even a picture of your dog reading the book. Actually that last one would be adorable.
Did you say she has a penis?
If you’d like to keep up to date with me you can always find me on Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube.
In case you missed the post stating that I’ll be at Tekkoshocon 2015, hosting a couple panels, I’ll just remind you folks of that, too. And if you come up to me after one of my panels on Friday with a print version, I will autograph the shit out of that thing for you.
~RCS
In case you forgot, here’s another link to the book…
Richard C. Shaffer 